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Utah txts me: Baby, I love you. With all my heart and all my soul. With every last breath and every last drop of blood. I love you.
Then I see a post on his FB page from the girl he was with in Kuwait: Hey baby, I love you tooooooooo
Now I feel like an idiot.
We went to the state fair today and this is when I came upon a very interesting sight. yes, there was trailer trash a plenty and more makeup than you’ll ever find at a Mary Kay convention combined, but the best thing to watch was those god blessed sheep.
I have never seen this in real life, the practice of volunteering ones children to be put in helmets and force them to hold on for dear life as the sheep is cast out into a ring where it runs about and eventually throws the now emotionally damaged child into the mud. Face first. And the crowd claps, points, and laughs. The child might never be the same.
But here is the bit I was fascinated with! The sheep, having rolled over the kid, kicked it in its head and managed back to its nimble feet, that sheep runs to meet its friends at the end of the caged in area, Baaaaaahing contentedly, proclaiming to all of its friends that if they have missed it, he has in fact made another mini human run off crying. The sheep seem to enjoy this way to much. And in turn, I grew a new found respect for the sheep. Once it reached its friends they baaaaaaahed at each other, maybe shared a head butt and returned their attention to the next contestant, who was currently raising from the mud, confused, and screaming for its mommy. I swear, the sheep were laughing. Fuckers.
Filed under: "Utah", Bad Day, Camper, Deployment | Tags: Annoyed, Deployment
SO, I realize that I havent written in a while… and maybe its bcs I havent had anything to write about. Seriously. I get up every day and IM with Camper for hours, and then I get a letter or two from him, and then he calls and I get to spend an hour trying to come up with things to say. Maybe… maybe I was a horrible person but when the shit hit the fan I took the first door I could and exited stage left. Ok, the fact was that he was paranoid, needy and somewhat creepy, but thats not it… oh wait, that was ENTIRELY it!!
On hte other hand, I had been keeping in touch with Utah, and as if on cue, the second he heard about Camper and I getting together he threw a hissy fit and … then when he found out that we had parted ways he eventually admitted that while visiting his friend in Kuwait he gave her the special working over. And then told me that he wants to marry me. Still.
::sigh:: You have got to be kidding me. Why cant I have a normal relationship with someone who is actually in the UNITED STATES???? I mean crap!
